Natethoughts

Today while I was getting into my car at my apartment complex, a guy wearing sunglasses in a mysterious black sedan with tinted windows rolled down his window said “hey buddy”, this is never a good start to the day. He was holding a pair of binoculars, wearing a badge and a bullet proof vest…this just got awesome. He asked me to sit in my car and roll down the window so we could talk all sneaky like. He then folded up a piece of paper and held it out the window  for me to take, it was a picture of a guy wanted for armed robbery. He asked me if I had ever seen him, evidently he lives across the way from me….this just got slightly less awesome, but still mostly awesome. I wanted to answer him in a cool voice saying something like, “thats a negative on a visual on the perp”, but I just said “nuh uh…sir”. He thanked me and slowly rolled up his window, but know this all you evil doers out there, justice is hungry , and It never skips a meal.